If your horse had opposable thumbs instead of hooves, owned a mobile phone and could text you, your Christmas conversations might go a little something like this...
1. Explaining the spirit of Christmas
2. Victim status
3. Christmas hacking
4. Identity theft
5. Fashion advice
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