Our own (fake) news story ‘announced’ that showjumping legend John Whitaker is trying his hand at eventing with the aim of being selected in the discipline for the LA Olympics.
“It was a toss-up between dressage and eventing and I thought dressage wouldn’t be exciting enough,” said John. “Vaulting was also a possibility but I wasn’t keen on what they have to wear – I prefer a jacket and breeches.”
Well, the Badminton Lake is made for it really, isn’t it?! And actually, watching all the cross-country action from a smart yacht sounds quite nice…
The Badminton post read: “A small number of floating hospitality packages are available on cross country day where you can experience the horse trials whilst enjoying top class hospitality on the famous Badminton Lake.”
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Not only did Flying Changes Bespoke Jackets & Tailcoats reveal zebras would now be permitted to compete across all FEI disciplines, but it also warned riders of the challenges and opportunities this would bring and highlighted that special bridles for zebras were being tested.
The post read: “A spokeswoman for the FEI, Avril Mirth, stated, ‘In today’s inclusive society, it is vital that no animal capable of being ridden should feel excluded’.”
Premier Equine “unveiled” its new Thermatech central heated rug, which can be controlled via an app on your phone.
“Powered by our exclusive ‘SmartWarm Technology’, this revolutionary rug features adjustable heat settings, a built-in thermostat, and even a remote control app for the ultimate experience,” read the post.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to give this one a whirl?! Somerford Park Farm announced that it would be introducing unicorn rentals to take on its farm ride.
“Fairy dust trails: Leave a magical path wherever you go!
Baileys Horse Feeds was thrilled to announce new products in the form of pony pizzas.
The menu included “Mare-gherita”, “Quattro Foraggi” and “Pepper-poni”, which were all available “via most UK delivery networks” and via the “ever-popular Baileys Ride Thru”.
Summerleaze Equine Vets revealed they were bringing “Tumerall AF” to the market – a miracle drug.
“It’s based on all natural ingredients with anti-inflammatory properties,” read their post. “Not only does it cure all lameness but it also prevents and eliminates all sarcoid growth!”
Finally! A product that could actually mean that your horse earns you mega bucks!
Premier Performance launched Poo-Be-Gold Cookies, said to “quickly and effectively transform each passed faecal matter into 42ct SOLID GOLD within 30 minutes of leaving the anus. Watch the magic of poo into gold right before your eyes.”
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Former web features editor, point-to-point editor and digital racing editor
Gemma is an experienced journalist, who was a member of H&H staff from 2014 to September 2025. She is passionate about all equestrian sports, including racing and point-to-pointing. She has enjoyed riding out for top trainers Nicky Henderson and Charlie Appleby and took part in a charity Flat race at Epsom in August 2018. Gemma’s has reported from numerous five-star events around Britain and Europe, as well as European championships.
