Commemorative wedding mug for Zara and Mike

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Every horse-owning girl dreams of netting a spouse strong — and devoted — enough to lug bales of shavings whenever they’re wanted and who is too busy with his own sport on a Saturday to notice that you have cleared off to a show.

Zara Phillips has presumably found all this in England rugby international Mike Tindall — the pair marry in Edinburgh on 30 July.