20 signs you’re an incurable showing addict

2018 horse of the year show judges — LINE UP LINEUP

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If you live and breathe showing – either to compete or as a spectator – many of the following may well be familiar…

1. You think nothing of setting your alarm for 3am in order to get to a show. It’s all worth it for a champion sash.

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Aimi was responsible for Horse & Hound’s showing, pointing and veterinary pages, as well as assisting with eventing content. Aimi also edited Horse & Hound’s popular occasional magazines, Ask The Vet and Ask The Trainer. She is the former deputy editor of Eventing magazine. She left Horse & Hound at the end of 2017 to take on new challenges in the publishing industry and is now editor at Your Horse.

20 signs you’re an incurable showing addict

3. Being overtaken during the gallop is a no-no – and doing it in front of the judges should be one of the seven deadly sins.

4. Feeling euphoric when the judge nods at you first.

5. Holding your breath for the entire time the ride judge assesses your horse.

6. The most important part of wedding planning is ensuring it doesn’t clash with a show.

7. And as for the honeymoon, going away during the season is out of the question. The same goes for holidays, too, and you’ve actually considered suggesting a week in Birmingham (conveniently during October) to your other half.

8. Those funny looks you get from other lorry drivers when you pull into a petrol station in your horsebox — usually very carefully.

9. Spotting a judge and automatically sitting up straight — even when not on a horse.

10. You think plaiting bands are cheating.

11. Seeing someone else touching your show kit… They’re either brave or stupid.

12. Sighing when you spot someone riding without a hairnet or tidy plait.

13. You are proud of your collection of hair bows and ribbons.

14. Your horse’s shampoo cupboard is far more extensive than your own.

15. You get through tea towels much quicker than socks.

16. You are always armed with coat shine and a tea towel.

17. Trimming and general equine sprucing occur weekly – but who knows when you last visited a hairdresser.

18. Leather riding boots are thoroughly polished several times a week, but your work shoes rarely get a wipe over.

19. Finding the smell of clean tack instantly calming.

20. Christmas begins at the London International Horse Show every year.

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