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Hovis
The Destroyer
Hovis’ Friday diary: clearly fate is not a lady to be tempted…
Hovis and Aunty Em have both eaten dirt...
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m not a blinking pot of cress, mother’
Hovis is now certain that mother nature is female...
Hovis’ Friday diary: this isn’t funny any more…
Hovis shares his thoughts on the current weather conditions...
Hovis’ Friday diary: it should be illegal to make a boy perform before the sun has appeared
Hovis explains the pros and cons of the warm, dry weather
Hovis’ Friday diary: I am the patron and sole contributor of the vet’s children’s school fees
Hovis has been frying, but the hot weather has its perks as he explains
Hovis’ Friday diary: like the England football team, I’m revelling in the adoration
The destroyer has been polishing his halo and basking in its golden glow
Hovis’ Friday diary: were the magic calmers for me or mother?
Hovis and his mum had a bit of a rollercoaster ride on the second day of the Lincolnshire Show...
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve been acting my socks off and I’m ready for my big break
Hovis has become the star of yet another show
Hovis’ Friday diary: this could be my last post
‘I’m not exactly small, she’s a fat short arse with the flexibility of the Forth Road Bridge and a bad back, and I was a tad excited’
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘despite Darwin’s theory of evolution, dumb things can and do survive’
Hovis is shocked and appalled by a recent revelation
Hovis’ Friday diary: I would have made Frankel look like a sea side donkey
Hovis is on flying form, but is his mother pleased about it?
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve scared them, haven’t I?
Reality is sinking in for Hovis, while he hopes rodents won’t take up residence in his hooves
Hovis’ Friday diary: riding me is like hanging on to a hurricane
Hovis is back in business and would like to put the record straight on something
Hovis’ Friday diary: back to earth with a bump
It's back to reality this week for Hovis
Hovis’ Friday diary: People I need you — let’s change eventing forever
Hovis is pretty miffed he hasn't received a phone call yet...
Hovis’ Friday diary: I basked in the moment
Hovis reflects on his special time at Belton International Horse Trials and sets the record straight on a few things
Hovis’ Friday diary: I bucked with a national treasure (Mary King) on board
Hovis brings us up to date with one of the biggest weekends of his life
Hovis’ Friday diary: tomorrow is D-day — don’t miss me
Hovis has got his big day tomorrow and he would love for you all to be there
Hovis’ Friday diary: how is this my life? I have a crater in my foot filled with pink foam
Hovis is looking forward to meeting someone special