There have been a couple of Hovis-related incidents over the past week, but they are absolutely not his fault..
Hovis
The Destroyer
Hovis’ Friday diary: #Carrotsforcuddles
Hovis is embarrassed about how the celebrities that have met him have become ‘stalkerish’...
Hovis’ Friday diary: what is the woman playing at?
Hovis has a few words for Mother Nature (and his own mother)
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve done a simply awesome job training my owners
‘I can be your Jedi master: just call me Hovi One Carrotobi…’
Hovis’ Friday diary: mother implied I was an attention seeking, work avoiding, ginger hued, drain on her emotional and financial resources
Hovis is concerned he might be for sale
Hovis’ Friday diary: equal rights for hairies — #myfeathersmychoice
‘This constant featherist behaviour is frankly something that needs addressing’
Hovis’ Friday Diary: ‘My mother has officially lost it’
Hovis is on the hunt for a campaign manger to assist him with his quest for world domination...
Hovis’ Friday diary: I am a parliamentary candidate for all equines and here is my mane-ifesto…
Hovis is campaigning for equal rights between equines and their owners
Hovis’ Friday diary: The vet was nearly called for heavy sedation and that was just for mother…
Hovis would like to register a complaint...
Hovis’ Friday diary: clearly fate is not a lady to be tempted…
Hovis and Aunty Em have both eaten dirt...
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m not a blinking pot of cress, mother’
Hovis is now certain that mother nature is female...
Hovis’ Friday diary: this isn’t funny any more…
Hovis shares his thoughts on the current weather conditions...
Hovis’ Friday diary: it should be illegal to make a boy perform before the sun has appeared
Hovis explains the pros and cons of the warm, dry weather
Hovis’ Friday diary: I am the patron and sole contributor of the vet’s children’s school fees
Hovis has been frying, but the hot weather has its perks as he explains
Hovis’ Friday diary: like the England football team, I’m revelling in the adoration
The destroyer has been polishing his halo and basking in its golden glow
Hovis’ Friday diary: were the magic calmers for me or mother?
Hovis and his mum had a bit of a rollercoaster ride on the second day of the Lincolnshire Show...
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve been acting my socks off and I’m ready for my big break
Hovis has become the star of yet another show
Hovis’ Friday diary: this could be my last post
‘I’m not exactly small, she’s a fat short arse with the flexibility of the Forth Road Bridge and a bad back, and I was a tad excited’
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘despite Darwin’s theory of evolution, dumb things can and do survive’
Hovis is shocked and appalled by a recent revelation
Hovis’ Friday diary: I would have made Frankel look like a sea side donkey
Hovis is on flying form, but is his mother pleased about it?