Hovis is in the dog house. Again.
Hovis
The Destroyer
Hovis’ Friday diary: Missing: my street cred — was last seen running screaming from the arena
Hovis has managed to get some air time with a big name
Hovis’ Friday diary: she walked into it with the innocence of a nun who thought Magic Mike was a magician show
Hovis reports back from one of his big days out
Hovis’ Friday Diary: ‘For a brief few shining moments, I was someone’
In this week's diary, Hovis shares how his weekend appearance at Your Horse is Alive got underway
Hovis’ Friday diary: I don’t take anything. Other than the pee — out of mother, on a frequent basis…
Hovis is prepping for a big weekend despite doing his best efforts to lame himself
Hovis’ Friday diary: spring and autumn are the R&R seasons; revenge and reminder
Hovis spells out a few home truths for horse owners around the world
Hovis’ Friday diary: all hail the hairies!
Hovis is being prepared for a public appearance, but he has been very worried about one of his close friends this week
Hovis’ Friday diary: women — one day I will figure them out
This week, Hovis shares his views on what goes through various horse owners’ minds in difficult weather conditions
Hovis’ Friday diary: she’s hooked on feather power but doesn’t want to admit it
There have been a couple of Hovis-related incidents over the past week, but they are absolutely not his fault..
Hovis’ Friday diary: #Carrotsforcuddles
Hovis is embarrassed about how the celebrities that have met him have become ‘stalkerish’...
Hovis’ Friday diary: what is the woman playing at?
Hovis has a few words for Mother Nature (and his own mother)
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve done a simply awesome job training my owners
‘I can be your Jedi master: just call me Hovi One Carrotobi…’
Hovis’ Friday diary: mother implied I was an attention seeking, work avoiding, ginger hued, drain on her emotional and financial resources
Hovis is concerned he might be for sale
Hovis’ Friday diary: equal rights for hairies — #myfeathersmychoice
‘This constant featherist behaviour is frankly something that needs addressing’
Hovis’ Friday Diary: ‘My mother has officially lost it’
Hovis is on the hunt for a campaign manger to assist him with his quest for world domination...
Hovis’ Friday diary: I am a parliamentary candidate for all equines and here is my mane-ifesto…
Hovis is campaigning for equal rights between equines and their owners
Hovis’ Friday diary: The vet was nearly called for heavy sedation and that was just for mother…
Hovis would like to register a complaint...
Hovis’ Friday diary: clearly fate is not a lady to be tempted…
Hovis and Aunty Em have both eaten dirt...
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m not a blinking pot of cress, mother’
Hovis is now certain that mother nature is female...
Hovis’ Friday diary: this isn’t funny any more…
Hovis shares his thoughts on the current weather conditions...