Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m a badass, not bloody Bambi
‘Every time we are made to prance down the road like Rudolph’s rouge relative, a small part of our soul dies inside’
Hovis has been sharing his weekly diary each Friday on the Horse & Hound website since 2008. Initally located on the popular H&H forum, he moved to the main website in February 2013. He has published a number of books, each to raise funds for his local equine welfare charity Bransby Horses. You can read his latest diary entries below...
‘Every time we are made to prance down the road like Rudolph’s rouge relative, a small part of our soul dies inside’
Hovis discusses equine rights, an interesting journey home and why part of him could be put up for rent...
Hovis has endured a pretty horrendous past couple of weeks
Hovis is undergoing a makeover ahead of a public appearance
‘Many things make mother sad; the size of her arse, the size of her overdraft and the tiny amount of pus that was coming out of my foot’
‘I think with regard to that “incident” I may just about recover’
‘I can only assume he either hadn’t seen a mirror, had secretly always wanted to be known as Applejack Princess Sparkles or was so horrified he was catatonic’
Hovis says that he is really peeved this week...
Hovis has a word for keyboard warriors and is not happy wit one of his stablemates
Hovis has his suspicions and so presents some evidence, which he is not happy about
Hovis has taken issue with mother nature and is looking forward to an event
‘The woman (and it has to be a woman) upstairs is having a laugh — mainly at my expense’
‘What in all the name of hell and the fires within is going on with the weather?’