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Hovis‘ Friday Diary: why don’t they appreciate my Tigger-like tendencies?!
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I am hiding in a bush, praying not to be recognised
‘I think with regard to that “incident” I may just about recover’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have never in all my 16 years on this fair earth seen anything like it’
‘I can only assume he either hadn’t seen a mirror, had secretly always wanted to be known as Applejack Princess Sparkles or was so horrified he was catatonic’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘woe is me, winter is coming’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: mother has an IQ in inverse proportion to the size of her airbags…
Hovis says that he is really peeved this week...
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Hovis’ Friday Diary: a plan so cunning you could have put a tail on it
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Hovis‘ Friday Diary: ‘it all started off so promisingly...’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘he’s like a cold shower with a side serving of bromide’
Hovis has a word for keyboard warriors and is not happy wit one of his stablemates
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Hovis’ Friday diary: peoples if the monkey is this slow, then I hate to rain on your parade, but I think it’s dead
Hovis has his suspicions and so presents some evidence, which he is not happy about
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Hovis’ Friday diary: you take your kicks where you can get them
Hovis has taken issue with mother nature and is looking forward to an event
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Hovis’ Friday diary: my moustache is being used as a water slide by the local wildlife
‘The woman (and it has to be a woman) upstairs is having a laugh — mainly at my expense’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: She may be the bringer of breakfast, but she is also the slayer of dreams
‘What in all the name of hell and the fires within is going on with the weather?’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m done — they have gone way too far this time
Hovis isn’t best pleased with the latest turn of events
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Hovis’ Friday Diary: operation fight back #553 is underway
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘she had little choice but to leg it alongside clinging on to both her underwear and her pride’
Hovis reports back from his cutting-edge treatment
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Hovis’ Friday diary: mother and I are going to horsepital
Hovis is back, and he is asking for good vibes and comfort carrots
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Hovis’ Friday diary: what on earth is wrong with mother nature?
Although the weather has been rubbish, Hovis has been left with some odds seemingly firmly in his favour...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: decisions, decisions...
Hovis has an announcement, and he shares advice for horses returning to work
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am the Hoverine – super-powered bank balance drainer’
‘My vet lives in a 10 bedroom mansion with a swimming pool with my face tiled on the bottom’
