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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have more emotional baggage than Heathrow’s left luggage office’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘To come between a woman and food is like sticking your tongue into an electric socket’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am much maligned’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘genuinely, what the flip is wrong with her?’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The water table is higher than mother’s debt’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Decorate trees, not horses’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We are now freezing our nickynackynooes off’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Her name’s Lemon and I hope she’s a bit of a tart…’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘People to see, handbags to raid, snogs to be had – welcome to my life’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘One of the greatest equine talents on the planet’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m pretty sure I’m wearing my bum hairs as a moustache’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Shetlands can be deployed as stepping stones’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have a major problem’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Expressing myself through the medium of modern dance’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I now identify as a hamster’
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Hovis’ Friday Diary: ‘We need serious words peoples, serious words…’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Whoever has annoyed her, please go and put it right’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m awaiting my call-up for Burghley’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Things in life that can eat you – things that move and things that don’t’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Please can someone find me a lawyer…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Life sucks harder than a turbo charged leaf blower in reverse gear’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Enough is enough’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m sure I am currently available on Amazon as a large garden water feature’
