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Hovis’ Friday diary: Peoples, I haz exciting newsHovis has a big announcement to make
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Hovis’ Friday diary: yes, I am a tease and no, I’m not sorry
Hovis offers some advice and has something exciting in the pipeline
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Hovis’ Friday diary: there’s no problem in life that can’t be fixed with gaffer tape — apart from stupid
Hovis discusses his posterior and the pandemic...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve got some haters
Hovis explains why his daily routine is ruffling some feathers
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘never has the term liar, liar pants on fire seemed so real…’‘In terms of small not-quite-so-hoppy steps, we’re taking it one at a time’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m working on an alternative ending…
‘I am now officially on a deadline to show some sign of improvement, otherwise this is my final chapter’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘if I have any more snot wiped on my mane, I’m going to change my name to Kleenex’
‘Well despite all fears to the contrary, like Elton John, I’m still standing…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: things are a bit not good
Hovis needs some positive vibes
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Hovis’ Friday diary: she was either smiling or she had wind — sometimes it is hard to tell.
The week started well for Hovis, but has since taken a bit of a nose dive...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I am a long way from the scrapheap — this week proved it…
I do feel like last week’s diary caused a fair few of you to worry — now there’s a couple of things you need to remember here...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I have been betrayed
Hovis is not at all happy with some of the events that have unfolded over the past week...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: the next thing we knew we were riding into the biggest wall of water since Moses parted the oceans
‘I don’t know if this will be my final diary entry, whether I can find it in me to carry on, but know this — I will never be the same again’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘he was a bit like a pair of children’s scissors — bright and colourful, but not too sharp…’
Hovis explains why maybe he isn’t suited to taking one particular Pony Club badge
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Hovis’ Friday diary: a boy just can’t win
Hovis is miffed about a couple of things this week...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: being a hacking hero and enjoying it while it lasts… -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘we made like sheep and got the flock out of there’
‘It was undoubtedly one of the most meaningful acts of sacrifice I have seen since mother let me lick her Magnum in the summer of 2009’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: the woman is utterly delusional
Hovis has some wishes he would like to come true
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Hovis’ Friday diary: you don’t stick us between your legs and tootle off sporting your overtight manpants and a jaunty grin
Hovis has some words of advice for us
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Hovis’ Friday diary: spook, spin and scarper
Hovis has been on an eventful outing
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Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve decided I would like to return my human
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Hovis’ Friday diary: things went south faster than a penguin on the pull
Hovis’ mother has suffered a very close encounter...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: It was like watching Mr Blobby base jump…
‘This really calls for a dun, dun, dun moment, and not a yellow pony type’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: hope is fading faster than a fake tan in lockdown
Hovis has been on an outing
