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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Snogging is much more fun’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: the grass is like glass and my snot is an icicle… but I have had snogs -
Hovis’ Friday Diary: ‘The abuse I endure at times is beyond belief’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We need to have THE TALK’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘There is more water flowing down between my butt cheeks than down the Suez canal’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘You humans are weird’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am the most handsome gelding in the world’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: it’s nearly time to pull off feral to fabulous again…
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The countdown is now on’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘If mother had been any frostier, Olaf would be suing her for copyright’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s fair to say it’s that time of year…’
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Hovis’ Friday dairy: ‘my time will come… of that I am sure’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Now is the time to show the very best of our humanity’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I haz NEWS… BIG news’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Do we need to go back to ancient times with ritual sacrifices?’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I fear I may be gone some time’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: Mother has had a ‘good idea…’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: it’s time to learn how to ‘cowabunga canter’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I was an equine David Beckham for 24 hours’ -
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘about as useful as boobs on a fish’
*Opinion*
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Hovis’ Friday diary: reasons why I should be your new leader now that the blonde bushy-haired one has left…
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Bouncing about on my toesies’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘If I sweat any more, the local ant colony is going to be holding canoe slalom time trials down my inner thighs’
