12 things you’ll almost certainly know if you have a chestnut mare
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‘Chestnut Mare, beware,’ the saying goes. Ginger girlies are famous — or infamous — for being a bit feisty. And opinionated. And grumpy. And did we mention opinionated?
There are those who argue that this is nonsense, and that horses are just horses, whatever their colour. But do they actually own a chestnut mare? Those of us who do may have experienced some or all of the following…
1. ‘Good luck!’ said in a sort of heartfelt way when you mention to anyone that you’re the proud owner of a redhead.
2. The way you feel slightly exasperated but also slightly proud that chestnut mares have got this reputation for being difficult — because yours is the apple of your eye. Yeah, she is MAYBE a bit difficult, but you just have to know how to handle her…
3. …Which is a mixture of not letting her push you around, and letting her think stuff is her idea, so she’ll actually do it with enthusiasm. To get the best out of your chestnut mare, it helps if you have mind-reading skills, a Machiavellian ability to manipulate, and a grim determination to get your own way. ‘Cos that’s exactly what she has.
4. The thought has crossed your mind that your horse is actually cleverer than you are.
5. Secret pride that your girl is always Alpha Mare in any field she’s turned out in….
6. …Even though that does mean that when the mares all break through the fence in to the geldings’ field, or one of them comes in with a bite mark, she’ll be named as the ringleader and you’ll get the blame.
7. That annoyed sigh she does when you make her do anything she’s not in the mood for — which, on some days, is basically everything.
8. The angry squeal if a mare or gelding she deems inferior to her comes too close. Again, this covers the majority of equines.
9. The knowledge that she will always keep you safe. Not deliberately, mind you — she will always keep herself safe, as she’s nothing if not a canny lass, and if you’re on her back, that protection extends to you.
10. The inexplicable love affairs she has for certain horses, that means she will protect them against all things — birds, blades of grass, other horses, their owners. Even if they don’t want her to.
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