Hovis's mother has been hogging the limelight this week as 'the destroyer' prepares for the next phase of his transformation into a mutant super-hero horse
Hovis has had a close encounter with an "evil" man
‘The come down from great fame moments stinks. I mean one minute you’re on top of the world, people queuing to see you, take selfies and admire your mindlessness, and…
Hovis reports back from day two at "his" big show and explains the scary, turbo-charged pheasants he came across
Hovis reports back from a fun, but very hot, time at Lincolnshire Show
Hovis is busy preparing for his big show, but his mother is being a 'drama queen'
Hovis is excited but also slightly apprehensive ahead of making his public appearance
Hovis has been sauntering, swagging and sashaying in front of Herman
Hovis pays tribute to those who lost their lives in Manchester and says that he hopes it puts his own ailments into perspective
Hovis is in trouble again, while his mother is considering a change in hobby
Hovis has a very cunning plan — or so he thinks
This week the Destroyer has some confessions that he needs to get off his chest...
Hovis resumes his weekly diaries now that the one-who-must-be-obeyed has return from leave, although he's not particularly pleased to see her
"I was left standing smiling, slightly stoned and seriously satisfied with life"
Hovis is keeping everything crossed for some good news this week
Hovis has made a bid for freedom, but it was unfortunately short-lived
Hovis has undergone some fancy treatment but he's still waiting for his super powers to kick in and for him to become Hoverine
Hovis has not appreciated being repeatedly stabbed by Herman the German this week
Hovis updates us on how he got on in horsepital
Hovis reports from horsepital to give us an update on how he is getting on morphing into Hoverine