Figures to make your eyes water: how much is your horse’s wardrobe worth?

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As you lovingly put on your horse’s spanking new fly rug (the old one just wasn’t cutting it), take a glance down at your own holey jodhpurs/leggings/PJ bottoms and ancient Primark T-shirt. Have you ever considered that possibly, just possibly, you spend more on your horse’s wardrobe than your own? A lot more.

Well, it makes sense (to an equestrian, if not to a normal human being). Your horse never has a fat day when he seems to have bloated overnight and just can’t get his boots done up (and if he does, he really doesn’t care!) He looks better in baby pink/hunter green/zebra stripes than you do. You can satisfy your urge to buy fluffy items of clothing without actually having to wear them yourself.

Amanda Vlietstra
Freelance writer

Amanda Vlietstra is a freelance writer and editor who’s worked for a number of national magazines and websites. Having thrown herself back rural living with gusto since moving from London to Buckinghamshire in 2012, she juggles her horsey life with work and two small children. She claims to do dressage, but really just potters about having fun on her 14.2hh Belgian Warmblood mare, Roxy. She also enjoys a good gossip over a coffee in the tackroom!