Hovis
The Destroyer
Hovis has been sharing his weekly diary each Friday on the Horse & Hound website since 2008. Initally located on the popular H&H forum, he moved to the main website in February 2013. He has published a number of books, each to raise funds for his local equine welfare charity Bransby Horses. You can read his latest diary entries below...
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I love my country, but I’m going to have to leave’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We need to buy even bigger balls’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Enough is enough’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Help! I’m on starvation rations and categorically NOT allowed to eat the small ginger one’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I could put you on the moon without the aid of a space craft’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s day 237,549 of winter...’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘you know what they say about boys with big feet – expensive hand-made shoes…’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m not angry, I’m just very disappointed’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Go forth and capture’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘This, my friends, is revenge time’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Braving the latest round of Mother Nature’s tizz-woz’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have more emotional baggage than Heathrow’s left luggage office’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘To come between a woman and food is like sticking your tongue into an electric socket’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am much maligned’
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Horse & Hound; 11 January 2024
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘genuinely, what the flip is wrong with her?’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The water table is higher than mother’s debt’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Decorate trees, not horses’
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Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We are now freezing our nickynackynooes off’