Behind the scenes at Blenheim

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If there were 400 people watching the dressage today at Blenheim Horse Trials, 100 of them were invisible. “Is anyone sitting here?” I asked one woman sitting alone on a table with five chairs, “Yes.” She replied very definitely, “There are people on each chair.” You could have fooled me, I thought to myself, particularly when an hour later she still seemed to be sitting on her own.

I asked another woman whether I could perch on a chair that her dog was tied to. “No,” I was told again, “there is someone sitting there.” As far as I could see he or she was sitting underneath the chair but I wasn’t going to waste time arguing – that was yesterday’s game (see blog, 31 August).