As the eventing season kicks off today (4 March 2017), keep your eyes peeled for some of these familiar scenarios (we've all been there...)

1. An unfortunate jockey being bucked off in the dressage warm-up by a horse who simply can’t contain his delight at being out and about on grass again.

2. Lots of horses being lunged before their riders are willing to consider getting on them in order to avoid number one.

3. A rider who forgot they can’t wear a beagler or top hat for dressage this year and is having to do a frantic change in the warm-up.

4. A teenager yelling at their brow beaten mother because she’s forgotten exactly what order she likes her warm-up jumps.

5. A delighted cross-country finisher leaping off the horse and preparing to smother him with kisses… but forgetting to unclip their air jacket before doing so, leading to a nasty surprise.

6. Someone begging with the secretary to let them go across country despite elimination for too many refusals in the showjumping.

7. A rider who forgot to break in their new long leather boots, received as a Christmas present… but they’re determined to wear them anyway, so are spotted hobbling around the lorry making agonised faces.

8. A jockey who failed to ask the farrier for stud holes, so feels they have to do the whole cross-country in a very collected canter, for fear of falling over.

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9. A horse who’s so excited to be going cross-country again that he’s tanking round the course with his mouth open (despite a flash noseband), his neck and head in a straight line and no regard whatsoever for his riders’ increasingly desperate requests to slow down.

10. A horse who’s spent all winter on a surface and can’t possibly go through that muddy puddle on the way to the dressage. God knows what’s going to happen when he sees the water jump…

11. A rider who’s done too much winter showjumping and forgot that hairnets are the done thing for eventing…

12. And one who’s done too much winter dressage and forgot that bling isn’t de rigueur for eventing.

Don’t miss our special eventing issue, which hits the shelves next week (9 March 2017), and features an exclusive interview with Mark Todd and our first report of the season from Isleham