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  1. #1
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    Default How to confuse a terrierman

    Chuck his spades on the ground and tell him to take his pick. I thank you!
    Who, stole my heart away?
    Who, makes me dream all day?
    Dreams I know can never come true.
    Seems as though I'll ever be blue!

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    Default Re: How to confuse a terrierman

    Dear God........another re-hash of an ancient ancient Irish joke...YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN... .......Carreg
    Animal rights extremists' bribe to the Labour Party:

    1 million

    Estimated cost of 700 hours of parliamentary time spent on hunting:

    12.5 million

    A badly drafted Hunting Act that doesn't stop hunting:

    Priceless !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: How to confuse a terrierman

    Jerome, any 'new' jokes in your book

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    Well it's just as easy to confuse a Sab, show him or her bar of soap and ask them what it is for!

    We can all make jokes about stereotypes but it doesn't make us comedians.
    Sage

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    Default Re: How to confuse a terrierman

    Well it's just as easy to confuse a Sab, show him or her bar of soap and ask them what it is for!
    More chance it would send them running...................hmmmm,we should all carry a bar of soap :grin:
    I've got a horrible feeling in the pit of me wallet.......

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    Well it's just as easy to confuse a Sab, show him or her bar of soap and ask them what it is for!

    We can all make jokes about stereotypes but it doesn't make us comedians.
    Oh Sage you make me laugh! Its a shame you're not around more!
    **Founder and Chairman of the *now famous* 'We love Dominic Ruane' Clique**

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    More chance it would send them running...................hmmmm,we should all carry a bar of soap :grin:
    Quite...a new reason to attach the leather sandwhich holder! Now...dove or imperial leather.....
    **Founder and Chairman of the *now famous* 'We love Dominic Ruane' Clique**

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    Default Re: How to confuse a terrierman

    Go for both,mmwwhhhaaaa
    And some shower gel..just in case
    I've got a horrible feeling in the pit of me wallet.......

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    Default Re: How to confuse a terrierman

    and a razor / bottle of aftershave

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    Default Re: How to confuse a terrierman

    "and a razor / bottle of aftershave "

    - and that's just for the women


    Apologies - this joke was brought to you by the spririt of Bob Monkhouse.

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