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    Default Anyone have a funny name for a massage parlour?

    My friend is setting up a massage parlour. Does anyone have a funny or unusual business name that she can call it?

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    Here's the Rub
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    Default Re: Anyone have a funny name for a massage parlour?

    rub-a-dub

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    friendly hands!

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    Dare I say it, unless it is actually a brothel, you may want to steer clear of amusing names.

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    Default Re: Anyone have a funny name for a massage parlour?

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    My friend is setting up a massage parlour. Does anyone have a funny or unusual business name that she can call it?

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    what's her rates?
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    Default Re: Anyone have a funny name for a massage parlour?

    Do you mean an actual massage parlour (!) or is she a proper massuese and wants to offer, ahem, above board treatments?

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    Default Re: Anyone have a funny name for a massage parlour?

    No - its not that kind of massage parlour!! She is a masseuse, and its just a normal massage parlour she is hoping to set up - you know the sort of thing, sports injuries, etc.

    Ha, she is killing herself laughing now sat next to me at work, I have just told her what you have said! Maybe you are right it does make it a bit 'dodgy' if it has a funny name. She doesn't want to be boring though and use her name or initials.

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    Default Re: Anyone have a funny name for a massage parlour?

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    No - its not that kind of massage parlour!! She is a masseuse, and its just a normal massage parlour she is hoping to set up - you know the sort of thing, sports injuries, etc.

    Ha, she is killing herself laughing now sat next to me at work, I have just told her what you have said! Maybe you are right it does make it a bit 'dodgy' if it has a funny name. She doesn't want to be boring though and use her name or initials.

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    so are you saying that the name 'Massage extras' wouldn't fit?
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