Weezy
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24/07/2008 22:29
Does anyone want a horse swop

I have come to the conclusion that there is absolutely nothing wrong with my horse apart from the fact that she and I are too alike (lazy, check, easily distracted, check, capable but dislikes flatwork, check...you get the picture) - I love her to bits and had a great ride today then we were schooling and we both tend to throw a polite paddy with each other at the same time and then we know we will both take the pressure off and just pootle around for a while instead Talk about personality clash, but it isn't a clash, we are just too alike LOL!

She is very nice, 16.2hh, pink papered Oldenburg, jumps, dressages, hunts and hacks and crosses country like a demon but is incredibly polite, safe and lovely to ride...

So anyone want her? In exchange I would like a version of her but a gelding who I can boss around and who likes to be dominated and who I don't want to sock in the gob for trying to get out of working - we have too much oestrogen between us even tho she is very unmarish

I shan't hold my breath


SpottedCat
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
24/07/2008 22:30
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

You can have mine. He's broken, no idea what's wrong but what the hell, it's worth a shot....

Madam_Max
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24/07/2008 22:31
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

*snigger* that could have been written by me

Weezy
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24/07/2008 22:33
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

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You can have mine. He's broken, no idea what's wrong but what the hell, it's worth a shot....




Cool, bute is legal for BSJA, I will take him


Weezy
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24/07/2008 22:33
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

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*snigger* that could have been written by me




I really mean it this time, I am NEVER owning another mare EVER!!!


SpottedCat
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
24/07/2008 22:34
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

PMSL, you'd love him too.....and he's big enough, though several of his 16.3 inches are wither.

Madam_Max
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24/07/2008 22:36
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Send her to me. You can have Corroy (you just need to cut off your legs) and keep her STRICLTY on regumate and she will do anything for you

SpottedCat
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
24/07/2008 22:37
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

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I really mean it this time, I am NEVER owning another mare EVER!!!




I am so a fully paid up member of that club!


Weezy
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24/07/2008 22:38
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Yep, I would! I think you would think P was a pony in comparison! Partoow makes her look well capable of Intermediate dressage, she has jumped round a 1.20m course at home and I am sure if you scream at her enough a bounce combo of pimples and great yawning trakhener will be noooooooo probs

The_Henmeister
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
24/07/2008 22:39
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Quote:

Quote:



I really mean it this time, I am NEVER owning another mare EVER!!!




I am so a fully paid up member of that club!




Snap! Although my first pony was a mare and she was outstanding!
I like my men to do as they are told, Horse does this with just an occasional rolling of the eyes and tutting at his idiot mother!


Mrs_Wishkabibble
(veteran)
24/07/2008 22:40
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

I would swop you but I have 2 mares so you probably wouldnt like them! Personally I prefer mares.
I would swop my fat one for a thinner one!


Weezy
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24/07/2008 22:41
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Does regumate mean you can dominate them...

Weezy
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24/07/2008 22:43
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

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Snap! Although my first pony was a mare and she was outstanding!




I HAVE had some lovely mares, but that was when I was riding 3+ horses per day and I had more time to be patient I reckon!


Madam_Max
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24/07/2008 22:45
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Yep, she's like a gelding on it

SpottedCat
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24/07/2008 22:45
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

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Yep, I would! I think you would think P was a pony in comparison! Partoow makes her look well capable of Intermediate dressage, she has jumped round a 1.20m course at home and I am sure if you scream at her enough a bounce combo of pimples and great yawning trakhener will be noooooooo probs




But I can't ride even half as well as Partoow, and have never jumped round a 1.20 course in my life, at home or in a comp....the screaming part I can do however!


Weezy
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24/07/2008 22:47
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Sorted then, meet you somewhere on the A40, at dusk, wearing sunglasses

Super_Scrooge
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
24/07/2008 22:48
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

I'll swop for my riggy gitbag of a horse

The_Henmeister
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
24/07/2008 22:53
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

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I HAVE had some lovely mares, but that was when I was riding 3+ horses per day and I had more time to be patient I reckon!




Thinking about it, Ive probably ridden more rude, gobby geldings than mares, but at least you KNEW they would be consistantly obnoxious!!!
The first nasty fall I had was off a mare, but then the same mare was also the first horse that I ever jumped HUGE on!!!!


DieselDog
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
24/07/2008 23:09
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

I can swop you for a lame one or a tiny one.

Weezy
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24/07/2008 23:18
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I'll swop for my riggy gitbag of a horse




Which one?


Weezy
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24/07/2008 23:19
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I can swop you for a lame one or a tiny one.




The lame one won't be lame for much longer


Super_Scrooge
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24/07/2008 23:28
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

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Quote:

I'll swop for my riggy gitbag of a horse




Which one?




The big orange one


cellie
(Pooh-Bah)
24/07/2008 23:28
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Ill swap for my accident prone one you couldnt even guess what hes inflicted on himself the last few weeks.

Weezy
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24/07/2008 23:28
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Oh dear, is he blotting his copybook then

Weezy
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24/07/2008 23:29
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Go on cellie, tell all, it is soul cleansing

cellie
(Pooh-Bah)
24/07/2008 23:29
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Maybe orange and lame go hand in hand

cellie
(Pooh-Bah)
24/07/2008 23:40
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Have you time!!!!!!
had surgery for spavins just started work and stood on a 4 inch nail right up to laminae
2 weeks later bruised heels
2 weeks later splint form walking out on hard ground(for spavin)
3 weeks later mare kicked him in knee above splint
1 week later cold hosing and yo told me I had to tie him to post the post was rotten he spooked and had 8 ft 4 by 4 hanging on end of lead rope( he had quick releas lead rope which didnt work)
1 week later today cold hosing again and he wouldnt pass hose after hosing so I tied him loosely to stable block again spooked whole panel came of he runs round field with block of timber and nails .I feel awful the yo had changed the twine we always use easy break fine twine and he had put thicker one on and I hadnt noticed.apparently another horse had yanked at it day before so panel must have been loose.I feel like a very bad mum.Poor boy is costing me a fortune imn money and heartache.last year wasnt much better either.
Now off to buy quick release equities.


Weezy
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24/07/2008 23:42
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Oh lord - have a hug!

cellie
(Pooh-Bah)
24/07/2008 23:43
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Still want to swap

popsicle
(enthusiast)
24/07/2008 23:44
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

I'll swap you for my OH

Weezy
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24/07/2008 23:53
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Still want to swap




Think I might pass...


Super_Scrooge
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
24/07/2008 23:53
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Oh dear, is he blotting his copybook then




Last weekend he didn't just blot his copybook, he shreded it into teeny tiny pieces when he cornered a livery and gave him both barrels He has since been moved into the naughty paddock on his own and apart from a brief moment this afternoon he's been as sweet as pie.
He's been a sod for some time but I think I can now put it down to something....Mares!

I still adore him though


cellie
(Pooh-Bah)
24/07/2008 23:57
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Quote:

Quote:

Still want to swap




Think I might pass...



Completely understand I think I should have passed 2 1/2 years ago.Repeat after me -do not buy tb under any circumstances. He has adorable personality but only three legs.


Weezy
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24/07/2008 23:59
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

OMG what a git!!! Hope the livery is OK!

10_Govs_A_Leaping
(Pooh-Bah)
25/07/2008 00:08
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Sounds like you need Gov.

I'm off to uni soon...you'd just have to keep your bit of the swap too...


Weezy
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25/07/2008 00:09
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I would love to have Gov, he can come jumpies with me

Super_Scrooge
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
25/07/2008 00:09
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Isn't he just
He's a big tough bloke and Olympic had no back shoes on so thankfully there is no permanent damage done!


10_Govs_A_Leaping
(Pooh-Bah)
25/07/2008 00:13
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

In all seriousness he could do with jumpies...with someone who actually knows what they're doing, aka not me.

Let me know and i'll put him in the post.


BBs
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25/07/2008 07:24
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Winston is so up your street, alas you will be fighting for him with Halfstep

madhector
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
25/07/2008 07:41
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

I'll swap you!!!

J sounds just what you need, I think you would have so much fun...in fact I'll drop him over myself


DieselDog
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
25/07/2008 07:42
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Quote:

Quote:

Oh dear, is he blotting his copybook then




Last weekend he didn't just blot his copybook, he shreded it into teeny tiny pieces when he cornered a livery and gave him both barrels He has since been moved into the naughty paddock on his own and apart from a brief moment this afternoon he's been as sweet as pie.
He's been a sod for some time but I think I can now put it down to something....Mares!

I still adore him though




It's your own fault for covering him in pink and calling him gay. He is just trying to prove that he is a real man.


Halfstep
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
25/07/2008 08:30
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

You wouldn't want lame boy, but I'd love to have a try on P and see what she can do! I usually get on well with annoying mares......

kerilli
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25/07/2008 09:03
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

i love nightmare-mares, i get on with them, my grey (in siggy) was the worst in the world and spent about 12 years training me very carefully!
unfortunately the only spare gelding i have is a humungous one who isn't allowed to jump, on strict instructions from the vet. i'd love to swap though...!


H's mum
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25/07/2008 09:11
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

LOL! Louise - remember my first posts about H - "RIGHT THAT'S IT SHE'S OFF!!!"

... 5 years down the line I've just about got the measure of her...

and more importantly I wouldn't swap her for the world now! Mares kinda get under your skin!
Kate x


CotswoldSJ
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
25/07/2008 09:21
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Weez you can have Peer - you'd need to loose some height, but you can shout and dominate him all you like... makes no difference though - I got off 12 times last night trying to get him to jump over an orange 1m fence (was popping everything else at 1.10m, but won't do orange....)

chestnut cob
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25/07/2008 10:13
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Do you a swap for a 15.3hh cranky Hanoverian mare (ignore the fact she's arthritic and only really suitable for light hacking).....

Damn...you wanted a gelding didn't you.. it was worth a try!


tigers_eye
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
25/07/2008 10:52
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

http://www.galop.be/advertisement.php?ac...ist&id=6076

or a 3-months broken 16.2 3yo gelding poor boy x wendekreis, 5600 euros.....

or a 6yo 17.1 gelding by Puccini, competing 1m, done dressage too, 7750 inc bridles and rugs.........

or a 5yo 16.3 Heatbreaker gelding, DCs 110 with scope to go much further, no price ........




Weezy
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25/07/2008 16:19
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

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You wouldn't want lame boy, but I'd love to have a try on P and see what she can do! I usually get on well with annoying mares......




You are welcome whenever you wish to torture yourself, just send me a message, I am always around!


Weezy
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25/07/2008 16:21
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

kerilli, if you are ever my way then you are welcome to her

Weezy
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25/07/2008 16:22
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

5 years!!!!!!!!!!!! Right, where is Spotted Cat, I am going to join her in surfing instead of riding!!!

Weezy
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25/07/2008 16:23
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

Hmm don't tell me that, geldings aren't supposed to be opinionated

Weezy
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25/07/2008 16:24
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CC - nice try

T_E - I like the link and the 17.1hh you mention...


teapot
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
25/07/2008 20:11
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

I've got £5 and a half eaten daily milk bar. Think my best mate would notice if I swapped a NF pony for a bay mare LOL

I'm with you - geldings all the way. Out of numerous mares I've ridden, I've only ever got on with 1!


SpottedCat
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
25/07/2008 20:56
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5 years!!!!!!!!!!!! Right, where is Spotted Cat, I am going to join her in surfing instead of riding!!!




To throw a spanner in the works, I may not yet be giving up to become a surf chick as my horse was much nicer to ride this evening than I remember him being 3 weeks ago when I last sat on him.....


Fiona_C
(Pooh-Bah)
26/07/2008 00:24
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

LOL I'll offer you Bud, he loves jumping, unfortunately I hate it, his flatwork isn't bad either, although he is opinionated!

PapaFrita
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
26/07/2008 02:44
Re: Does anyone want a horse swop

You know... if he weren't, well, so ORANGE, I think Antifreeze would suit you down to the ground. And I LOVE mares.
Perfick.
He jumped SO well yesterday 1.30 like a stag and I didn't even close my eyes!!
I'm desperate to get someone to tape me jumping him now (as opposed to when I was instructor-less) and there's never anyone there when I am!! Maybe tomorrow



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