If your horse had opposable thumbs instead of hooves, owned a mobile phone and could text you, your Christmas conversations might go a little something like this...

1. Explaining the spirit of Christmas

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2. Victim status

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3. Christmas hacking

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4. Identity theft

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5. Fashion advice

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